It is Always at the End of the Terminal

 

AIRPORTS pisses me off. Is there something wrong with me that the Universe decided to ALWAYS assign me the last and farthest air plane boarding gate? As far as I can remember, in my entire life, I have always had to walk so far down the corridors until the end of it, coupled with occasional transit trains or busses to another detached terminal, for which, embarks me to another long walk down another corridor, yet again with the last gate at the end of the stretch. This is very amusing, confusing and leaves me to wonder why. Once I'd reach my destination, that is almost to the end of the World, suddenly, a son, or two, would say, "Daddy, I wanna go to the toilet!". Guess where the nearest toilet would be?

Don't Leave Your Brain When You Leave

 

BRAIN is an important organ. Without it, there is no point in having hearts, livers, lungs, limbs, stomach or even penises. This makes me wonder, if the ancient Egyptians believe that they will be resurrected in a brand new world when they die in this world, then why did they remove all the organs from their bodies for mummifcation process? Wouldn't they need at least the brain to begin with? Or, perhaps dump their neuro-surgeons into the tomb so that someone has the expertise to reinstall the brain back in? The next life would be meaningful if the brain remains with us, wouldn't it? But, hey! Lo and behold, although it was once thought that Egyptians remove the brain while embalming bodies, it is now understood through recent research that the brain was never removed and remained intact in the mummies. Yay! They can now function with brains in that new life. For me, I sure need my lungs to go with me. Otherwise, I'd be cranky not being able to smoke my cigarettes. While I'm at it, I should throw in some cartons of Marlboro into the tomb as well.

Japanese Must be the Best City Builders

 

JAPANESE must be the best city builders. Recently, I brought my boys to Tokyo. Tokyo is so well developed and constructed. It does not appear to have any ruins. This raised suspicion. How do they coupe? The city has been through so many destructions, thanks to the two culprits, Godzilla and Ultraman. Godzilla and Ultraman, as well as whatever monsters they fought with, have done so much damage frequently for the past four decades! It is almost impossible to rebuild Tokyo that frequent for all those years. Therefore, Japanese must be the best city builders in the World.

358 Still Without Names

 

DAYS we humans have named are Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. If we have 365 days, why did we just stopped at seven (7)? What about the other 358 days? They too have the right to be identified, since we are all hiped up about our right to identify ourselves.