ASS HOLES need to be washed properly when you have done your thing. I cannot comprehend why people, especially those who make decisions for property developers, fail to apply the most basic of all concepts, How to Wash Your Ass Hole? When you shit, it does not hit the fan, it spreads all over your ass hole. Therefore, you need to address that. Out of all the elements God had given us, some people choose paper? Come on. We all know paper can't do shit. If you don't believe me, try licking the ass holes of those who just did paper wipe. If you are lucky, the dude had sharwarma last night, and maybe you'll get a weird version of minced lamb taste. Whatever happened to the liquidified format of compressed two Hidrogen atoms with one Oxygen atom? H2O. Don't you think water does better than freaking papers? We do not need rocket science. For heaven sake, we sent a man to the moon but we cannot wash our asses properly? And when we do get water, it will be one of those modern Japanese toilet. Why can't they just give me a water gun a.k.a. bidet? No, they had to give those stupid water shooters that comes out like a crane targetting your ass. Don't they ever considered that apart from the ass, we'd probably also need to wash our dicks?

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